I love birthdays, I cannot comprehend how people don't like birthdays. People are nice to you and you get hugs and gifts and weird hand-crafted cards made on hand towels, actually the latter is what I give to other people (after I have thrown up in their face and stolen their life supply of pens of course). It's a little ridiculous how much I'm looking forward to my birthday, though I'm like 99% sure that I am getting a camera since that's what I have been begging for since last year. This weekend is my small shaped birthday party, we are going bowling and playing pointless games which result in the consumption of mass candy. I should get people to play 'bob the chocolate' and laugh because they are now wet and dripping everywhere when I have clean dry delicious clothes that I can change into to. That's a lie actually, I don't have any clothes, just this wreaking pile of fabric that coats my floor.
Amusing story:
I was talking to my friend Yssie on msn. For some reason or another I said I would "rather eat carpet" and then I was going to say "mmmm tastes -insert colour here-" but when I looked down at my floor to discover the colour of my carpet I couldn't actually see my floor. A layer of clothes, towels, duvets and school books blocked my view, so I had to move a pile of festering waste to the side just to discover the colour of my carpet!!
But yes, birthdays are very fun and I enjoy them lots.
I wrote a list of 100 things I want for my birthday, look it, you can read it if you want. http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=17763430&BlogId=7874987181
Buhbye kitty cat.
p.s. my carpet was green.
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I was going to ask about the colour of your carpet, I was just about to open an msn window and ask you...But then I saw the PS...
DICK, I would have started talking to you, but no...I hope you're happy.
(I now see you aren't even on msn)
YOU JUST KEEP PUTTING UP WALLS DYMPNA!
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